[Wedgie!Voice?]

[justice_by_coma]

NOBODY SHOULD TRY TO TAKE OFF THESE APPALLING COSTUMES!

They shrink even worse the second time!

[He tried. Of course he tried. You might try too if you ended up looking really mortifying in the mind of any clean and wholesome being on the planet. If you listen closely, you can practically hear the dominatrix boots in the background...]

If anyone

Comments

[whitegamon]

Now, now. They're not appalling. Or demeaning, or sickening. Tsk. [You should have learned by now.]

[justice_by_coma]

But-! But Raikou-san...!

[Your pikachu suit clashes with your hair, though. Don't you have any idea how unacceptable that is? ITS DEMEANING YOUR NATURAL FASHION!

Oh. And he hates being pedobait, that too.]

If-!
If our costumes were reversed, I'd still have a problem!

[whitegamon]

Your costume is fine. You look nice in it. Although, it could use a little more additions. Perhaps a leather coat. [He's dressing you up in his head now.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with the pikachu suit and his hair.]

[justice_by_coma]

L-!
I don't wear leather! And where would we get a leather coat on the caravan anyway?! I just want my vest back! My stomach's cold!

[ voice ]

[dissentive]

Demeaning and sickening?

'Tis the truer words I have ever heard you speak of.

[ voice ]

[justice_by_coma]

[it takes him a while to piece out what you're actually saying. You have such interesting speech patterns, lady! Why hello. You've never trolled him before...]

All the worse if it's affected women of the caravan, too!
Whatever you've been forced into, miss, you don't have to come out and demean yourself! The sadistic force hoping to make us its entertainment will be disappointed if everyone simply refuses to display its handiwork!

[Fighting "sadistic magical forces"? While dressed as a catboy? Someone should sell tickets. Would you like to sell tickets, Morrigan?]

[ voice ]

[dissentive]

Agreed. That some spell has forced us into something so unwieldy is most offensive. 'Tis of no use to me, this armor, yet I cannot... remove it.

Nor do hex removals seem to have much effect.

[ voice ]

[justice_by_coma]

[hex spells...]

...You can do magic?

[And armor.]

And what's wrong with the armor? Well...aside from it being uncomfortable. The only armor I know if is wooden armor. If it's western...