002 | Voice

[likeihatenazis]

Kurt. Finn. Check-in time. [ ...sigh. Not a pleasant day for his head. ]

Anyone else who got here from Lima might wanna put in, too, while I'm at it. Get a headcount now, it'll save us trouble later.

Comments

[itsahotone]

[Insert confusion.]

Lima. Finn and Kurt.

[likeihatenazis]

Yeah, that's right.

You know 'em?

[itsahotone]

Uh, yeah. I'm kinda from Lima, too. Should I be like, wondering why some old guy's asking for them? No offense.

[likeihatenazis]

[ Pfft. ] None taken.

Name's Burt Hummel. I'm Kurt's dad.

[isfullofennui]

I really wish you wouldn't use the term "headcount".

[likeihatenazis]

[ sorry what, couldn't hear you over the sound of me taking a headcount Oh good, he still has a son 8] ]

Why not? Seemed like the right word for the job.

[isfullofennui]

In the past month I've been locked in a dungeon, regressed into an eight-year-old and transformed into one of King Triton's daughters. I'm sorry if "headcount" doesn't leave a fantastic visual.

[likeihatenazis]

...

Right. Roll call, then.

[whatsacliche]

I'm here. And...Rachel was but...I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while.

[likeihatenazis]

Alright. Was the last time you saw her before or after the last town?

[whatsacliche]

Before we were mermai-- mermen. I got her a necklace while that was going on and then I couldn't find her.

[likeihatenazis]

[ Well at least we know she didn't get eaten. ]

People just fallin' off the face of the earth without a trace. It doesn't make sense. [ It's worrying 8| ]