♥SIX♥ [VOICE]

[grenading]

Oh, golly.. this place is really big....

I can't find my moms anywhere, though......

Um. So... this place I guess isn't Earth, is it?

[ pause ]

I really hope there aren't any aliens around....

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[wheelwork]

(oh god what is that name tag it has to be a lie.) ...Do...nut...?

[wheelwork]

Yea, they're pretty cool. (pause. WAT DO.) If you don't remember me, do you remember Simmons?

[grenading]

Um.. Simmons...? No. I don't know anyone by that name, either.

[wheelwork]

That's not so bad, Simmons sucks anyway. But if you don't remember us, what do you remember?

[grenading]

I remember um... living at home with my moms on the farm?

[wheelwork]

...Okay, you're behind just a few years.

[grenading]

Behind what?

[wheelwork]

God damnit, I'm going to just say it and get it over with. You're really twenty-something years old but there's some kind of spell or something on you and it turned you in to a kid again.

[grenading]

[ oh lawd what have you done ] .......a......spell? Like... magic?

[wheelwork]

Pretty much. We turned in to mermaids in the last place, I guess that's magic.

[grenading]

M..mermaids??? Um. I'm sorry, Mister Dexter, but mermaids and magic and stuff isn't real.... Though, it would be cool if it was!

[wheelwork]

(LMFAO YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY IMAGINATION DO YOU HAVE.) I'm serious! We're not in a normal place.

[grenading]

[ HEY IMAGINATION IS DIFFERENT FROM REALITY or something ] Well.....

[ ..but you're lucky he's impressionable ] .... Yeah, I guess you're right! I mean, this isn't Iowa, that's for sure! Hey, are there like, dragons and stuff then, too??

[wheelwork]

...Yea, I ran in to one of those, actually.

[grenading]

Wow! Really?! Did it breathe fire?!

[wheelwork]

I don't know, it didn't try. And I slammed the door in its face.