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Entry 002 [voice]

Oct 08, 2010 18:16

[ There's some clicking before anyone begins speaking. It seems someone forgot how this thing works... ]

G-- guys. Guys. I found balloons.

cmt: dexter grif, cmt: hope estheim, cmt: gau meguro, cmt: anathema device, bret mcclegnie

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facing_danger October 9 2010, 01:31:32 UTC

Balloons?

...I apologize in advance for icon abuse. this is his least beardy one. >.> he's in puberty. weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 03:08:11 UTC

Yeah. In my wallet.

And there's American money too.

S'al good facing_danger October 9 2010, 10:00:41 UTC

In your wallet? The money makes sense, but balloons?

[He hasn't made the connection yet as to what Bret actually means.]

weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 15:26:38 UTC

Yeah, it's weird. And they're not really round either.

[have some annoying balloon sounds in the background]

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justice_by_coma October 9 2010, 02:57:22 UTC

You...what?

Balloons?
[He recognizes your voice. You're the sex-obsessed dorky guy from the forest.]

What would balloons be doing on the caravan? That doesn't make any sense!

ffff, gdit, I didn't even think of how this is /also/ sex-based. oh well. weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 03:10:01 UTC

I dunno. They were in my wallet.

[ mumbles ] Wish I knew how to make balloon animals. I've got some tiny swords, though.

OH CHEESES OF NAZARETH, *THOSE* BALLOONS. *gets it now* justice_by_coma October 9 2010, 03:16:42 UTC

In your...wallet?

[Pardon him while he sounds way cynical]

Someone found your wallet and put balloons in it? What kind of guy...?

[Pause. Wait...]

hahahaha XDDD NO BIGGIE weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 03:20:14 UTC

I dunno. 'sweird. There's money in here too. From America.

Maybe somebody kidnapped my wallet. Walletnapped my wallet. [his more or less even tone sounds slightly more distressed at this possibility]

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[voice] thebooksaysso October 9 2010, 03:08:31 UTC

[And suddenly, a very young sounding girl appears!]

You did?

....where?

weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 03:10:26 UTC

My wallet.

In little packages.

thebooksaysso October 9 2010, 03:13:03 UTC

Oh.

You should decorate the place with them. Give it more color.

weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 03:17:55 UTC

Only a couple of them are colored. They smell like fruit. The rest are white and smell like balloons.

[pause as he realizes something] ...'reyou a girl?

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hopeslittle October 9 2010, 06:16:45 UTC

... what do balloons have to do with anything?

weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 15:34:31 UTC

[...he doesn't follow]

Um. There's a song about 99 red ones?

hopeslittle October 10 2010, 00:19:54 UTC

[do not follow??]

...

I really think you have the wrong song in mind.

weedyshyguy October 10 2010, 15:56:51 UTC

I don't know what they have to do with anything either, then.

I just found them.

wheelwork October 9 2010, 20:13:21 UTC

Dude, fill them with water and throw them at people. Or give them to me and let me do it.

weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 20:57:03 UTC

That sounds kind of mean, though.

I guess it's better than rocks...

wheelwork October 9 2010, 21:33:12 UTC

It's not mean. If I wanted to be mean, I would have said, like. Paint or mustard or something.

weedyshyguy October 9 2010, 21:40:29 UTC

It's still throwing things at people, though.

Are you gonna call them names?

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