002 - Raindrops keep falling on my head

[wilderside]

Hello to all my new hunnies and the various other people that have shown up here.

In other news:

THEY CONTROL THE WEATHER? This is going to be a nightmare for my hair.

Comments

[franzyvonkarma]

..."Hunnies"?

[wilderside]

Namely, all the wonderful, charming women who have the pleasure of meeting myself. They're my hunnies!

[franzyvonkarma]

My, you're awfully full of yourself, aren't you? I doubt many women put up with that attitude.

[wilderside]

I have a healthy sense of self. It's nine inches long. Women just misunderstand its charm!

[wilderside]

BUD!

[wilderside]

I've been trying to find the lady that brought me here. She seems to have left me behind.

[thorn_or_rose]

Your priorities are well-set there, aren't they?

[wilderside]

I like to think so! If my hair is frizzing, then my good looks might fail to brighten someone's day!

[thorn_or_rose]

.....

Hahaha... Okay, I'll bite, but only cos you're amusing. Who're you?

[wilderside]

Zelos Wilder, chosen of Tethe'alla, at your service. More pleasure than amusement, preferably.

And you are?

[corrinesbell]

Sheesh. Even when you're an experiment you're a philanderer...

[wilderside]

Far be it for someone so attractive and charming as myself to keep from experimenting. I grew out of that years ago.

Nice to see you haven't changed!

[corrinesbell]

I don't even know why I bothered saying anything to you.

[wilderside]

Maybe a teency-tiny part of you missed me? Even if it was your behind?

Though I wouldn't call it small...

[pizzicatobeat]

... "Hunnies?"