So, this woman comes up to information yesterday ( Read more... )

Dumb phone call award goes to:

Wilde: "Hello, Barnes and Noble, can I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, do you sell tee-shirts there?"
hello, BOOKSTORE, much? Though come to think of it, if there were a shirt that said Barnes and Noble on the front and Bookwyrm on the back, I'd buy that.

Best mishearing of the day.
Customer: "mumble,mumble,...for ( Read more... )

There are two kinds of asshats who call our store to make inquiries.

Version one of the call goes something like this:
I'm calling...to see...if you...have...a book...in stock..... The voice trails off, and you're not sure they're going to continue. In general this *customer* requires a fair amount of prompting ( Read more... )

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