walking on the wild side

[wildejoy]

Anyone know what I'm doing right now?

If you guessed "writing Baralai/Gippal porn in the kitchen three feet away from my parents who are baking cookies", you'd be right!

Comments

[tolkienkookad]

Porn is always best when written three feet away from your parents! Man, just think about if they look over your shoulder.

Also: does it involve a hospital?

[wildejoy]

Haha, yeah, I carefully angled it away from them!

No... it involves sex on the beach. ^_~

[rattyfleef]

I do that too ^^ Even longhand. And my entire family is nosy and likes to peek! I've developed cat-scratch doctor-like handwriting in self defence.

[wildejoy]

Haha! My defence mechanism is that if I think I'm at risk of them looking, I write it in Al Bhed and run it through the translator later before I post it. XD

[rattyfleef]

*shame* I never bothered to get all the Al Bhed letters, just *enough*. I seem to have saved my uber-obsessive own-the-game-entirely fannishness for Suikoden 1 and 2, Valkyrie Profile, FF7 and Crisis Core, and, oddly enough, Chrono Trigger.

Re: writing in Al Bhed: You are more hardcore than I. :)

[not_cynical]

Okay, being able to write in Al Bhed = AWESOME SKILL.

PLEASE TEACH IT.

[owlmoose]

A couple of years ago, I was writing up something fairly steamy, when my dad called unexpectedly and threw me off. It took me a good hour to get my bearings back...

[wildejoy]

*laugh* Once, when I was about fourteen, I was reading something that contained a sex scene. I was reading it for the plot, but the sex was there, and I left the room to go to the bathroom, come back, and my sister and her boyfriend are reading it. The sex scene. It was one of the most awkward moments of my life. And to this day they don't believe I wasn't just "curious". XD