so like 4-5 years later, and my screen name still fits me...

I was in meHico!!!! all thanks to morgan

since i havent even POSTED on this in a while i thought it would be time to trick or treat

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulwickedwhor goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as panda bear.amitythepenguin tricks you! You get a piece of paper.bboychemo tricks you! You get a toothbrush.bluewallhotties gives ( Read more... )

I saw this and felt the need to share, enjoy ( Read more... )

innocence.

so today swimming breast, i pulled something in my groin region. and now it hurts a lot. very much. while swimming breast. so i sat out

"The goverment announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the governments' political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."

for those who want to know. I'm coming back for the summer for swimm team, then leaving for the rest of the year in az

for best results, enjoy with popcorn and any coka-cola product ( Read more... )

hehe i cheated