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wickedshadow

To Do List

Sep 09, 2007 23:30

I have a rather small to do list that I want to try and fill before I kick off. One item on the list presented itself tonight. After going to Kroger to get some groceries, I spotted one of those motorized carts in the canned goods aisle, I glanced around then hurried up and took a seat and ZING!!!! I was off. That probably sounds stupid to most or ( Read more... )

stuff n stuff, fun before being done

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brujah September 10 2007, 07:15:30 UTC

When I walked by the aisle and saw you.. I just shook my head.

Because there were fucking cookies in the basket.

Yes, I went there.

wickedshadow September 10 2007, 07:48:51 UTC

LOL, I didn't even notice them in the basket. After I got off of it, I had a flashback to the "retard for the day" thing me and Travis started back when we were in our late teens. You'd have had fun with it. My one buddy Jon did the best retard for the day. We went to a mall on a Saturday and the set up was that he(Jon) was doing the retard for the day and he got this leash and had my brother Travis be his handler/caretaker. Travis goes walking over to his security guard with Jon out there on the end of this ten foot leash doing these crazy ass jumps and shit while laughing and screaming like a kid at the circus and he asks the security guard to hold the leash till he goes to the can. The rest of us (I think 3-4 of us) were across the food court laughing our asses off. Good god we were dicks back then. Some of it was fun though.

brujah September 10 2007, 08:13:40 UTC

You are a sick, sick man.

dishapeaches September 10 2007, 15:07:55 UTC

Oh no you di''nt! Tell me you didn't leave some old lady stranded in the Depends isle while you made off with her cookies!

wickedshadow September 10 2007, 16:35:56 UTC

No, it was there for the taking. I checked both aisles on either side and when I saw no one, I was off.