Writer's Block: Wild Life

[wickednotevil]

As long as it took something to eat me. Less if I didn't have several books- I'd off myself in desperation.

Comments

[kungfujarjar]

Would you... eat yourself?

[wickednotevil]

That sounds slightly out of my flexibility range. Wouldn't even be able to reach most bits.
Possibly beat myself to death with a tree?

[loki_dip]

[wickednotevil]

I am not the outdoors-y type. My death is fairly guaranteed, might as well have something interesting to take me mind off it ;)