Micturating on medicine

[wicked_danu]

The TV was on this morning as I was reading the paper; my khaalah (aunty) was watching a talk show on the ARY Digital channel. They had a woman on the show who had basically been dumped by her mama's-boy husband and gone into depression. She sought help from doctors but said their drugs didn't help, so she turned to a doctor of alternative/

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[salmonfish]

Fuck surgery, get me a bad of diamonds and rubys!

[wicked_danu]

To be honest, a bag of diamonds and rubies is always more pleasing than surgery, no matter how badly you need the surgery. I'm gonna make such an unethical doctor.

[wicked_danu]

Yeah I thought of that when I was watching the show on TV.. I am quite sure that the reason why Dr Joshi had such a high success rate (a whopping, self-proclaimed, non-scrutinized 99%) was because of the placebo effect, because there isn't a physiological explanation for any of his claims.
I do have a soft spot for homeopathy because my aunty (not the one who was watching the show with me) is a homeopathic doctor and her stuff seems to work on my grandma's countless aches and illnesses.

People are just incredibly gullible.

[punkassfaery]

yup. quacks need to die. they should watch House M.D. Or you can BECOME like House and kick peoples asses. I'm sorry. I'm in love with Dr. House. And you OF COURSE!

[wicked_danu]

I haven't started watching House properly, stupid Internet here is really slow.
But don't you worry, I'll become Dr House, Part II and I'll give you lots of parts in my show so we can be all surgical together.

[wicked_danu]

Yes but I want to be an amazing diagnostician and surgeon. We can work on the unlovable fucking ass bit :)

[wicked_danu]

I'm just thinking of all the extra mining we'd have to do to cure their illnesses.. in turn those poor miners would develop some sort of respiratory problems from breathing in all the dust.

[adidi]

think how well accessorized we'd all be.

[wicked_danu]

Not to mention healthy and happy.