Featuring sims by:
sixamsims,
needlecream,
anits_xo,
keoni_chan,
brilliantcat Archive:
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1.3, our founder Florence started off pregnant with twins, again. Before they were born, father Claus (meaning the twins' father, Claus, not like... Santa Claus) died. Florence reconnected with old flame Callem by
sixamsims and asked him to move in. She gave birth to a girl and a boy, Cairn and Pug -- then got pregnant with a fifth child, her first with Callem. Older twins Collie and Sharpei aged into teens and were pretty good sisters to Cairn and Pug, when they weren't throwing them into pots. At the end Florence gave birth to a girl, Poodle.
Speak of the devil! Poodle is a baby and that's basically all you need to know about her.
WHY CAIRN WHY ;_;
The toddlers learn to do what toddlers do best, only in a more convenient location.
Newsflash, Pug is still adorable.
Sure, who's gonna know the difference?
DANG DANG DANG
Twin birthday time! WHO WANTS TO GO TO A
PUG PARTY?!?
Florence: SWEET JESUS WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY CHILD?!?
Lol nice duck lips, Cairn.
Madeover Pug. Meh, I'm kinda over him now. Loving that shirt though.
Meanwhile, CAIRN IS AWESOME. XD
SHE'S ALWAYS JUMPIN' ON BEDS...
...AND BEATIN' UP HER BROTHER! SHE'S GREAT!
Man, this really isn't Callem's week.
Really, really not. I haven't had an aspiration breakdown in forever.
Callem: Professor Volleyball! So good to see you!
Collie continues to overachieve in the big sister department.
Collie: Weeee we're having funnnn!!!
Pug: Ahhhhhhhh stoppppp I'm gonna hurlllllllllllll!!!
Somebody brings home the child version of
Enid by
needlecream and she proceeds to take over Flo and Callem's bed. -_-
Collie goes steady with
anits_xo's Archie, but he's not so excited about it.
Cairn: HELLOOO?? HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN HOW AWESOME I AM??
Riley by
keoni_chan: WHAT NO WAY MAN YOU'RE THE AWESOMEST
Get ready to meet Poodle!
WHOA OK. I guess that's Callem's nose?
Poodle Doxie
2/3/9/5/6
Florence's eye shape + Callem's hair = random Asian baby? I'm OK with that.
Woohoo!
Poodle: SO YOU GOT A PROMOTION, BFD, GIMME FOOD NOW!!!
I forgot to mention that I got Sharpei a teen job in Entertainment since her LTW is to top that career.
And then she got a promotion, hoorah!
Collie is a perv.
MMM, YES, WORK MY CHILDREN, WORK.
Collie got fit! Because she loves fitness!
Sharpei: Who cares if I don't have a boyfriend or a perfect body like my sister? I'm a BIRTHDAY PARTY MASCOT!
I admire Sharpei's confidence.
Hey look. There's a cat chillin' on Claus' grave. Not creepy at all.
Sharpei takes her job VERY VERY SERIOUSLY.
Cairn: NEENER NEENER NEENER~
Pug: STOP TOUCHING ME!
I don't remember if she successfully learned to walk or not, but at least Callem tried.
Sharpei also tries too hard.
Sharpei: Coochie coochie coo!
Cairn: Why are you tickling me in the bathroom?!?
Cairn likes to go outside in winter in her short skirt, and Callem likes to hit her with water balloons. Social worker?
Maid: Do you MIND? I am TRYING to clean this floor!
Callem: I AM POOPING!
Cairn: Aw, Poodle, you want this toy? TOO BAD! HA! I AM SO AWESOME I SCARE MYSELF!
Ooo girl, our founder's gettin' old.
Poodle's birthday! No one cares except Callem.
Annnd she's badass. XD
She likes basically no one in her family. This (and the fact that she has a different dad than everybody else) makes me decide to make her the tomboy black sheep.
Sharpei finally bests her sister at SOMETHING. Collie still hasn't found a job in Science.
Who the hell's that? Why did it generate a new coworker?
I'm too lazy to build more rooms. Cairn and Poodle are constantly fighting over who gets to get out of bed first in the morning.
Perfect.
Pug is the only sibling she'll play with.
YES YES YES FINALLY.
Poodle got chubby. It pleases me.
With Florence about to turn elder, it's about time Collie got started on that founder portrait.
GENIE TIEM.
Should I?
Nah. I wish to get her perma-plat instead, since there's no way we're fulfilling her 20 Puppies or Kittens LTW.
Sparklez!
Aw, pre-bed hugs. <3
Claus! What are you doing here?!? Why are you sad?!? Is it because Florence went perma-plat?!?
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
DAMNIT CLAUS. There were actually a lot more scares than that, most of them aimed at poor Poodle for some reason.
I AM TRYING BUT HER STUPID GHOST PRE-DAD KEEPS SCARING HER!
Oh thank god, everybody out of my damn house.
Callem finally gets his career back on track.
WHAT? NO! I DID NOT GET YOU YOUR JOB BACK JUST SO YOU COULD FLIRT WITH
brilliantcat's
ANDRASTE! D:<
Oh goody, more teenagers.
And Flo gets old!
That's all for this chapter! Look out -- there're'll likely be an heir poll next update! :)