1. i'm working at a DUI treatment center. my new job is intense. and cool. intensely cool.

today i:
- impressed everyone with my "computer skills" cause i figured out how to turn on the scanner.
- hung out with some chick while she peed in a cup for a drug test (..CPS mandated, for reals.)

random quote from the waiting room:

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Instead of doing anything useful [like studying for the GRE or organizing my closet] I am instead reading everything I can get my hands on.

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hm. one day i will break 100. what a dumb goal.

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OMG, you guys! Space Cases!! I forgot how much I loved this show. The kid from Uranus is so perfect.

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shit, this is sad:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/19356451.html

my childhood dreams of marrying huck finn are crushed! crusshhhed.

my life has recently turned into a sort of hazy collection of "one of those nights." last night, of course, was no exception to this ( Read more... )

You know, it took a good three years to hit me, but karma's kind of a bitch.

Thank God for small favors. Like Mason Pearson hairbrushes.
(And Mindy Kaling was right, you guys. I have suddenly transformed into Natalie Portman's doppelganger.)

So, this might be a ridiculous thing to post to livejournal, but Ima do it anyways ( Read more... )

My (paternal) grandfather was born out of wedlock. Apparently, his dad was engaged to this other woman*, and so his mom raised him by herself for the first part of his life. He never got along with his mother because of how scandalized the town was by the whole thing. By the time he was 13, his father adopted him (and somehow managed to convince ( Read more... )

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