DW Drabble
I'm jumping on the computer aided drabble bandwagon too. This is too hilarious not to pass on. Go here to create your own. NSFW.
Sensuous Lang Syne
The Doctor sipped breathlessly at his drink and stood sensuous behind a time vortex. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They ( Read more... )
Sensuous Lang Syne
The Doctor sipped breathlessly at his drink and stood sensuous behind a time vortex. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They ( Read more... )
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Hee, I loved it! These are just too funny! Thanks for sharing it! :D ♥!
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&hearts
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THAT'S THE BEST THING EVAR.
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=D
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I'm still laughing/crying....*snort*
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A Garbage Can In Time
On a bright and absurd morning, Donna sat across the room. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her nose ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Giles to love someone with a seductive foot?
Mysteriously, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a jolly clever lamp, all on a summer's day. I wish my Giles would shove me, in his own cold way..."
"Do you?" Giles sat down beside Donna and put his hand on Donna's elbow. "I think that could be arranged."
Donna gasped lazily. "But what about my seductive foot?"
"I like it," Giles said kindly. "I think it's nice."
They came together and their kiss was like watching paint dry while getting bamboo shoots shoved up your nails..
"I love you," Donna said sternly.
"I love you too," Giles replied and shoved her.
They bought a dolphin, moved in together, and lived swiftly ever after.
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