DELICIOUS MEME

[whothehelldowe]

I have a list of THIRTEEN characters I currently play or have played (orz); they are listed 1-13 in no particular order. Ask me questions using the numbers 1-13 and after I get a few questions I'll go through and answer them using the character listed to each number

Comments

[oneknightstands]

Laser tag, 2 and 7 versus 9 and 13. DISCUSS.

[whothehelldowe]

Ogiue and Matoi are playing lasertag against Akiha and Yoko!

Ogiue is not exactly good at physical activies, but she makes up for it by being tiny and sneaky. MATOI IS AWESOME AT SNEAKING TOO so they decide to hide and wait for the right moment to ambush the opposite team. Akiha and Yoko are having trouble finding them until Akiha, being the giant freak he is, spots Ogiue's hair sticking out from a bush.

"YOKO-SAN YOKO-SAN I FOUND THEM! :D"

And then Yoko owns them in the face. :|d

[eternalsamba]

4 and 13 have to cater a buffet! What happens?

[whothehelldowe]

... Sakura and Yoko have to cater a buffet. Sakura is deeply confused by all the grapehippo and squirrelccoon talk, so she suggests just going with 'normal' ingredients. YOKO IS OKAY WITH THIS, she likes trying out new stuff. What Sakura doesn't realize is that Yoko fails at the whole cooking thing, so the kitchen turns into a mess before they even finish preparing the first dish.

Eventually, Sakura convinces Yoko to let her take care of the difficult stuff and so Yoko ends up doing things like peeling potatoes, washing dishes, and boiling water. SHE IS NOT PLEASED, but Sakura tops her with cute and in the end the buffet turns out great. |D

[scalesfromeyes]

1, 3, 11, 13, and 5 decide to have an orgy. WHAT HAPPENS?

Through the power of camp, 2, 7, and 8 have become magical girls, and 10 is their archnemesis! What are their code names and powers?

[witty_and_gay]

...

Tokitoh, Hatori, Becky, Yoko, and Gojyo decide to have an orgy. IN REALITY, THIS IS A LIE. Gojyo wants to tap Yoko's ass and Tokitoh has no idea how he ended up there but "YOU IDIOTS DUN DO ANY PERVERTED STUFF THERE'S A KID HERE FOR GOD'S SAKE" -- to which Becky goes all "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A KID?! I'M NOT A KID!" and attempts to own him, but Tokitoh DODGES and so she ends up stumbling and crashing with Hatori who was dotting at length in the corner. Thus, Hatori turns into a seahorse and Becky and Tokitoh are all "WTF MAN?!?!". MEANWHILE Yoko's ran out of patience with Gojyo and so she shoots him in the face. The end

[im_impulse]

3 and 8 have an Utena-esque duel. Which of the other characters to they make their Rose Brides and what would 10 say riding the Akio car?

[long_dragon]

Hatori and Amelia have an Utena-esque duel. Hatori would make Akiha his Rose Bride because he's the one of the lot he's the most comfortable with; even if he's a loud moron. Amelia would probably choose Sakura as her Rose Bride because she's also a princess and she's a POSITIVE GIRL WHO BELIEVES IN THE POWER OF LOVE, etc etc. Needless to say, the girls would win the duel.

... Nuriko would love the Akio car. JUST THE CAR. Akio isn't really his type and he'd probably bitchslap him when he tried to make a move on him and start lecturing him on his complete lack of fashion sense omg. I-I dunno. In the end, however, Akio would top him anyway. Because he's Akio. :(

[thekingsgambit]

7 and 13. Who is the luckier and why?

3, 9 and 12 get into a death match with JELLO. Who wins and who is the most mortified?

[watchingyouxxx]

Out of Matoi and Yoko, Matoi is definitely luckier -- if only because she's a godmod always gets away with whatever she wants, and because she lacks the Kiss of Death. o yoko :(

Hatori, Akiha, and Renji get into a death match with JELLO. ... Renji would win, because Akiha would be too busy moping over perfectly good JELLO ruined like that, and Hatori would just be orz-ing and wryyyy-ing a lot. The most mortified would be Hatori, of course.