Today's Match-Up: The Spanish Disease vs The Lollipop Guild

[whosdaboss]

Comments

[catnik]

Y'know those suckers given to kids after they get a shot? The Lollipop Guild is ALL OVER that. They're immunized to the hilt. Killer candy-fortified antibodies ftw.

Lollipop Guild!

[pinkcheeze]

oh yeah! The Lollipop Guild obviously is immune to syphillis. I mean, just look at them. They may be small, but micro-organisms are terrified of them! They know that even microbs can have their knees broken in unfortunate workplace accidents.

[whatsupdog]

Man, everybody knows the sexual exploits of "little people" are more than a little suspect. Don't forget about all the possible partner swapping and god-knows-what they probably engage in. Damned tiny people, with their tiny hands. Think they're the shit just because they're eye level with my junk. Bastards.

Anyway, I guess I'm trying to say Syphilis for the win? Somebody knows what I'm talking about...probably...

[ljisthedevil]

Syphillis.
-Fisher

[rintheamazing]

Syph.