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salad_barbarian May 20 2008, 14:13:55 UTC
The fatherland calls to me. I must heed it and vote for mine Kaiser!

Also Rasputin looks like a hippie, and I can't vote for hippies because they suck.

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ungulatedefund May 20 2008, 14:37:57 UTC
Kaiser.... he's got nice buns. :S

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whatsupdog May 20 2008, 14:47:00 UTC
Historically, Germans and Russians have been pretty angry. Just consider the way their languages sound...they're always yelling, and always harsh sounding. As a German example: Ich denke, dass flaumige Häschen tadellos fantastisch sind und sie mir Schmetterlinge in meinem Magen geben!

Just say that out loud in a suitably German voice, and you'll see it sounds angry. Don't bother babel-fishing it, though. It's not that important.

Russians, on the other hand, are so angry that not only does their language sound pissed off, but their alphabet has become twisted and enraged from constant use.

Я поэтому сердито, я смог как раз пробить щенка в своем милом носе кнопки.

Therefore, Rasputin for the win. He's angrier.

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cheesegimp May 20 2008, 16:52:40 UTC
TANZ MIT MEINEN NIPPELN!

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pinkcheeze May 21 2008, 00:05:32 UTC
After living with a hord of Germans I just never found German to be an angry language. In fact, it's kind of effeminate.

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cheesegimp May 20 2008, 16:55:47 UTC
Has Raspy taken down world leaders before? Yes.

Do the Russians have a history of defeating the Germans? Yes.

Am I part German? Yes. In fact, I had bratwurst and sauerkraut for dinner last night (no, really). However, I also used to have a Rasputin beard. So I'm conflicted.

I really wish I could vote for the Kaiser, but I'm afraid that Rootin' Tootin' Rasputin wins.

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andsheewas May 20 2008, 17:09:16 UTC
Eh, you have a weakness for Russians. ;-)

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ecchs May 20 2008, 18:06:12 UTC
Rasputin's influence crippled Russia's war effort and very nearly won Germany the war. This is not a good start to this sort of fight.

Kaiser Wilhelm managed to get himself led into a massive boondoggle of a war which ruined his country and cost him his throne - but he still managed to survive the debacle and move to the Netherlands, so that's a point in his favour.

Still, we sort of have a pair of screwups here. Rasputin was really only good at sleeping with people and gradually dying, while Wilhelm wasn't particularly good at anything. Whomever wins is not likely to last long in the next round.

Still, after some serious consideration, I'm going to narrowly give this to Rasputin. For all his faults, he was at least consistant. Wilhelm didn't know what the hell he believed.

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