This is a new low.. even for the Daily Prophet. That's politics for you, though, I suppose ( Read more... )

Well. Wouldn't you guess at just fifteen of eight you'd be awake enough to tell the difference from your Charms text and your Natter? Yeah. It's funny how that works, you know, getting the two confused, since Charm texts don't mind it one bit when you slip a piece of parchment or two in the inside cover to come back to momentarily.

..This is ( Read more... )

Tuesday I'd received some of my Gran's old cigars by post. In a cereal box. Apparently the People are out to get her again, and the important documents that they wanted she's placed inside the, I dunno what you'd call it. Cigar wrappings. After unravelling them, I've come to find the following -- a grocery list from August 1994, a receipt for a ( Read more... )

I didn't know it to be possible, but apparently even Wizards muddy up the post. Recieved a French Howler this morning, though I heard next to nothing of what it said since I was rather busy choking on my Pumpkin Juice. I wonder if a Howler pronounces spelling mistakes? I think I'm going to send myself one to see.

I'd almost forgotten about this thing in all the excitement. The cinema by my house had a movie marathon of sorts and WE WATCHED THEM ALL. I had to tell Mum I was going to Andy's house for the weekend so we could get away with sleeping over in the cinema (there's a way to get around being found. How do I know this? I used to work there until s). ( Read more... )

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It followed me home.

Went shopping in Diagon Alley with my mother for the first time. She was set on "experiencing the wizarding world" for herself, since for the first time in 6 years she's taken a day off work and decided to spend it with me in London. Dreadful time that was, in all honesty. First off, she came in her business suit and briefcase, since she had plans ( Read more... )