5 Times Rose Used Her Womanly Wiles To Thwart The Master's Plans For WORLD DOMINATION

[whollyuncertain]

Title: 5 Times Rose Used Her Womanly Wiles To Thwart The Master's Plans For WORLD DOMINATION
Author: whollyuncertain
Rating: T+
Summary: "Wouldn't it save more time just to kill me?" he asks as she tightens the last of the rope around him, cutting off circulation to some vital areas in the process. "You know as well as I do I'll be gone by tomorrow morning." (AU

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[avoria]

Because it's you, I'm almost tempted to read this anyway. But … I don't know, I'll need a strong stomach before I go anywhere near Master/Rose, even though I'm sure this wins.

[whollyuncertain]

bb, if you don't want to read this, it's okay, but what I would really love is for you to read either ONE or BOTH of the TWO drafts of that fic that is sitting in your email RIGHT NOW and has been for like EVER.

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[avoria]

Hehe, I'm already on the case. I keep getting distracted with LJ comment replies, but I have started, and I'm not letting myself sign into chat until I'm done :P

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[mylittlepwny]

OH MY GOD

No really. Oh my god. This is brilliant in so many different ways Webster himself wouldn't even be able to collect enough synonyms to encompass ALL OF ITS BRILLIANCE.

I think I love you.

"He started muttering your name a lot too, by that point. And the things he wanted to do to you - oh, they were positively filthy. Underneath that leather jacket, it wasn't always the guilt that was burning him. You'd think by that point he would have been a bit more loose on the idea, but he couldn't. Watch but not touch. And then that day on the beach and you told him you loved him," he giggles shrilly and stamps his feet excitedly the best he can under the circumstances. "When he realised you'd wanted it all along - that he could have had you, but he didn't. That was the rest of his life - the whatifs." He bursts into another round of mocking laughter, seeing the small splatters of tears at her feet. "But do you know what the best part about all this is? You have no idea if it's true! Am I lying? Am I telling the truth? You don't know

[whollyuncertain]

And here I was sitting here being all humming and hawwing about how it was awful and you wouldn't like it - I'M SO GLAD YOU DID.

even when the Master and Rose are being SUPER DUPER HOT together, I lovelovelove it when there's that reminder, that absence felt by both of them in different ways present throughout.

Master/Rose wouldn't be nearly as interesting or sexily screwed up if it weren't for the Doctor - though I suppose the combined hotness of both the Master and Rose is occasionally more than enough.

It's obvious that this fic has been burning in my soul since forever, because I was unable to stop writing it by the time I started. So what I am trying to say is THANK YOU for giving me this excuse to take a few day's break to write about two crazy people hating the fuck out of each other quite literally.

[redcirce]

Loved this! Hot and creepy and sad and funny and fabulous.

I just about died at the "Blowing up a military base doesn't count as a call." Oh, Master.

(Have you posted this to master_rose? If not, you should!)

[sunnytyler001]

*loves*
:D
I'm glad Master/Rose is still alive ... even if they never met!

[wiggiemomsi]

Master/Rose ... my dirty little fantasy! And you've written a fantastic, painful little fic here. Will there be a sequel ... I hope?