The Baltimore Museum of Art, the Antioch Court, Sunday evening

[whoisalicewhite]

Evening, and a small group of people had gathered in the Antioch Court of the Baltimore Museum of Art. Flowers decorated the edges of the gallery, and the reception was already set up downstairs.

...if this didn't come off, Parker was so leaving with souvenirs.

[ooc: for Leverage, and the kind permission of furnaceface and never_dull in stealing their wedding!]

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Before

[whoisalicewhite]

Behind the scenes, in front of the scenes, outside getting a smoke in the parking lot...

Re: Before

[vdistinctive]

Sterling wasn't entirely certain what precisely he'd been invited to here. A last minute invitation to a wedding in an art museum from a bunch of thieves?

Oh yeah, he was here. There was no way in hell he was missing this.

Re: Before

[whoisalicewhite]

"You're not going to mess this up, right?" Less a question, more of a threat.

Re: Before

[vdistinctive]

"That depends." Sterling looked her over. Not the typical cat burglar outfit, but this was Parker. She could hide stolen goods in a string bikini if she wanted to. "What, precisely, are you planning to make off with during the ceremony?"

During

[whoisalicewhite]

Someone's starting up a wedding march.

Re: During

[andiamathief]

Standing at the front of the ceremony in his nicest suit (of course he'd brought his nicest suit with him, you never knew when you were going to need it; he'd also brought his tackiest), Nate felt a sense of calm fall over him.

He would have overthought this. Had been overthinking this. When really, it was the simplest thing in the world.

"You know I'm going to kill you all when this is over," he muttered to Parker, who stood next to him and presumably was keeping the rings captive. "For inviting Sterling if nothing else."

Re: During

[whoisalicewhite]

"Have to catch me first," Parker muttered back, sounding unconcerned. "You never managed it before." Nyaaah! "And Maggie brought him as her date. Kill the escort, not the hostess."

Re: During

[andiamathief]

"I really would have gotten around to this eventually, you know."

After

[whoisalicewhite]

CAKE. Also champagne. And dancing.

Re: After

[furnaceface]

This part was the fun part. This was the part where Jono could not only sit around in shock that this had actually happened without unexpected fire or loss of life, and instead he could focus on playing music that made people happy.

Fortunately, the song that had been selected for the newlyweds to dance to was also not Girl From Ipanema. In fact, it probably only showed up once every ten songs or so! This demonstrated remarkable restraint from a man who had just DJ'd what was meant to be his own damn wedding ceremony.

Re: After

[never_dull]

"You're using commendable restraint," Hannibal assured him. "Perhaps we can find some time to dance later on?"

Re: After

[furnaceface]

//If we can't have our first dance at our wedding, we should at least have our first dance at a wedding,// Jono agreed, giving Hannibal a little nod. //I think I might be able to flag somebody down to watch the equipment long enough that we can.//

He was not above resorting to brainwashing at this point, so help him.

... Okay, maybe he was. But he'd use big sad puppydog eyes. Those were almost like cheating unto themselves.

OOC

[whoisalicewhite]

Yay, wedding!

A large thank-you to the stymied grooms, yet again, for going along with this. Parker is very happy that Nate & Sophie are now safe from testifying.