Mini-mini fic challenge.
So apparently there's a row going on in Stargate: Atlantis fandom over ultra-short fics being posted to some comm. Now, I don't know the fandom at all - but I thought the tiny fics people sarcastically produced in response are works of miniature genius. I also thought that good ideas are ideas worth stealing. So, a challenge: write a Doctor Who fic for any pairing or threesome within the remit of this comm (see the userinfo if you're not sure) that's less than 40 words long, not counting the title and other header info, and put it into the comments of this post.