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[notetoself]

When I was a young eskimo pie, me and my kinfolk used to call our genital's Mickey Mouse. Anyhow...*gets red* My friends used to pick on me because I didn't know what an erection was...I went down the road with my hands holding the front of my pants open screaming, "Look uncle! My Mickey mouse is hard!!!" That was horrible...To this day, I'm 20 now

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[burkett]

and how old exactly were you when this happened??

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[notetoself]

I was 5. I found out at a REALLY young age what sex was. Ever since then I've had a somewhat warped sense of what a relationship is really all about...so yeah. IT was horrible. I got picked on for stuff like that in elementary. It's surprising I didn't shoot someone for all those years of ridicule. But life goes on and then we go to that great carnival in the sky.

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[demonahhh]

I knew what sex was at like, age 8, and I had to find that on my own by reading about it from medical encyclopedias, heaven forbid my parents should tell me! My goodness!

[ex_hypertext803]

LOL!!! hahahaha =D