Death Before Dishonor

[whiteymustdie]

...As the scorpion stung the fox, the fox said,' How could you do that, now we'll both drown.'

'I couldn't help it,' said the scorpion, 'it’s my nature.'

Comments

[jadelikesme]

usually foxes are considered hot.

[nogodsnomanager]

scorpion with a bottle of whiskey

[aspromised]

i thought there was a frog in that story not a fox.

[mattfergusson]

fates worse than death?

[st0ned]

i wanna drink till i can't feel feelings