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[whitetwoguns]

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[There must be some kind of universal attraction between this man and impromptu violence. There is a hard ker-splat noise, nearly comical. See, he's laughing in shock.]

Are you kidding me? Jesus. I seen somethings. But I never seen that before. He's blinking. Breathing. Is that how you take a picture?

[Nearby, slightly muffled.]I have.

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[orangetoughguy]

Jeffrey Combs? Shots of neon green shit?

[He pantomimes.]

Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow?

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[whitetwoguns]

[Could be that his funny bone is already tickled but Freddy's imitation of whatever he's talking about is fucking comical too.]

Nope and nope.

[Back to people watching, or rather, watching for people who aren't watching. There's money to make.]

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[orangetoughguy]

You're breakin' my balls here.

[Sigh. Sucking on his cigarette. Here have some human rationalization.]

It's only funny cause he's still alive. You got the picture right?

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[whitetwoguns]

[He's still laughing.]

I'm not sure.

[Hard to tell with these things. At least it's easy to see which part is the front and which part is the back. He holds the screen to Freddy.]

Anything there?

[Old lady. Nope. Young guy, it's clear he's got no cash. Larry's keeping an eye out at the space beyond Freddy's shoulders.]

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[perspectiveguy]

Are you fighting a creature of some sort?

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[whitetwoguns]

What gave you that idea?

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[perspectiveguy]

You called it Re-Animator. Plus, sounds of a scuffle.

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[whitetwoguns]

I didn't call it Re-Animator.