[So there's this chick, right. On her way to the lake, because even though it's still too cold for regular people, she needs a good swim and the pool is so full of disgusting chlorine she can't stand it! So anyway, on her way out she sees this guy. And he's totally covered in blood and guts. Gross, right? So then she's like:]
[Yeah he's super gross and just prowling around in his cyborg high heels totally not suspicious. Especially not after whipping out a SWORD and pointing at her.]
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[New face! Damn it A GIRL. HE ALWAYS HATES CUTTING UP THE GIRLS. New face girl gets a second of hesitation before he moves in for a slash.]
[She wants those shoes-- WAIT WHOA. Okay, so maybe that blood isn't his own after all. Who has he already attacked?! Kerosene?! She steps back, but not fast enough to avoid a nasty gash to the boob chest.]
Nnngah! W-wha... wha... You wanna fight? [Ffffuuuu that really hurts. She takes a deep breath and spits a jet of water right at his face. She is not exactly built for fighting to the death but she can try to stall him until she finds someone who is.]
[This aparoid is really pathetic or it's trying really hard to trick him. He gets squirted in the face with water.
He kind of. Just stands there. It washes off some of the previous blood and guts. He takes a menacing high-heeled step forward, sword still pointed in her general direction.]
kgfjhdf I'm so sorryjesu_christoMarch 5 2011, 02:51:47 UTC
[HOLD YOUR PANTS ON, HE'S COMING OK. GOD.
Uh wait a minute is that the sound of somebody picking up a telephone, when did this even turn into a telephone call HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER, RAIDEN]
I'M STILL SORRY whghwgwhgoftheplainsMarch 5 2011, 03:01:54 UTC
[Golly, this guy sounds shaken-up. WHAT IF SOMETHING IS ATTACKING HIM SHE NEEDS TO HELP. So there are a few moments of fumbling around (and maybe some screechy microphone feedback) and mumbling instructions out loud before Lyn finally figures out how to turn on the darn thing and respond.]
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Silly Raiden is probably playing war games isn't that cute.
Hawke instantly finds the frequency on a headset unit and Raiden might recognize the voice that messages him back.]
Raiden?
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Tell me you're seeing this too.
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HE DOESN'T GET IT.]
Seeing what?
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The aparoids are doing something strange. They've got me in some kind of multi-level illusion.
Everything looks... [what is even normal anymore] like before. Like long ago.
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Holy shit! Hey, are you okay?!
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[New face! Damn it A GIRL. HE ALWAYS HATES CUTTING UP THE GIRLS. New face girl gets a second of hesitation before he moves in for a slash.]
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Nnngah! W-wha... wha... You wanna fight? [Ffffuuuu that really hurts. She takes a deep breath and spits a jet of water right at his face. She is not exactly built for fighting to the death but she can try to stall him until she finds someone who is.]
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He kind of. Just stands there. It washes off some of the previous blood and guts. He takes a menacing high-heeled step forward, sword still pointed in her general direction.]
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::When he saw... someone... in a crazy getup::
::And he stared::
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Raiden????????
::the incredulity oozes out of his vocal chords, you can hear every single question mark clearly::
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This Raiden never got to know you Max. HE IS DRAWING HIS SWORD.]
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Uh wait a minute is that the sound of somebody picking up a telephone, when did this even turn into a telephone call HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER, RAIDEN]
Italian Spiderman.
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[No really who was he calling.]
Identify yourself.
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Cosa sei, sordo o qualcosa... Italian Spiderman.
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Italian Spiderman. This is Raiden.
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Err... Hello? What's going on?
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This is Raiden. Identify yourself.
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My name is Lyndis. ... Are you all right?
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[Am disorientated, lost, confused and have a sword in my hand.]
Where is this?
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