1st Pret

[white_pretear]

[Himeno's hesitant as she picks up the phone, nervous, but she pushes that aside.]Hello? Operator? Anyone? I really need to get out of here. I don't know where the heck I am, but I sure don't want to be here. I mean they've got me dressed in some weird clothes and all of the appliances are so old and...outside. The plants...they're all dying. Why

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[sekaiwayasashii]

P-Please calm yourself, Milady!

I...

Just please...calm down.

[white_pretear]

I'm calm. I'm totally calm! [So not calm.]

Who are you?

[sekaiwayasashii]

Please, breathe.

...

I am Teta Heiral. And...

This place is called Mayfield.

[white_pretear]

[She's breathing. You can hear it.]

Mayfield? I've never heard of it. Are we even still in Japan?

[legberjack]

Weird clothes, eh?

Oi, lady! Anything worth sharin'?!

[white_pretear]

W-what? What are you talking about?

[legberjack]

Power's off, acid rain's outside, town's goin' to shit and some new chick is on the phone talkin' about what she's wearin'.

So is it lace or not?

[white_pretear]

What the-

[aaaaaand realization! Cue more shouting!] Oh great! I've got a pervert on the phone!

[wizardoftheweek]

All of these extreme reactions are growing tiresome...

[white_pretear]

Well excuse me! How else am I suppose to react!?

[wizardoftheweek]

Calming down first and assessing your situation with a clear mind is always a good idea.

[white_pretear]

Okay. Alright.

I'm calm.

Now where am I?

[bustydefense]

A lovely time for you to have arrived, unfortunately. How much do you know?

[white_pretear]

Not much. Something about Mayfield. In America?

[bustydefense]

A pretend version of America, at least, in the 1950s.

[white_pretear]

Oooookay. So how'd we get here?