It's true...

[whiskeyclone]

I had a very deep conversation with myself (out loud) on the drive home today while eating Goldfish:

I think it should be legal to marry food.

*stares fondly at Goldfish crackers for a moment*

You'd totally marry me, wouldn't you? Yeah, I know you would.

Comments

[claidheamhmor]

You'd eat your spouse? :)

[whiskeyclone]

Yeah. I guess I'm like a female praying mantis that way.

[silverwraith]

*drags extra-sharp-cheddar-cheese to the altar*

me: "I'll love you & call you Fred & pet you & squeeze you & devour you for dinner forever more."
cheese: "I fear I'm not long for this world. but I'll make you happy whilst I live, fair wife."
me: "you're made of awesome, Fred."
cheese: "I brought sexy back."

wtf am I writing here? o___O

[whiskeyclone]

Hahaha! That was awesome and made me laugh, especially Fred The Cheese's "I brought sexy back" response.

[silverwraith]

it was an inspired moment for weirdness the world over. heheheh.

Fred the Cheese is currently sitting in the fridge. I've eaten half his sexy self.