Sometimes my job isn't all that bad

[whiskeyclone]

We do a lot of writing in my second grade class and sometimes they have the best misspellings. We are currently writing simile poems (you know, comparing two things using "like" or "as") and here's one that made me nearly choke with laughter:

I am as strong as a loinAwesome

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[silverwraith]

I am as strong as a loin

hahahaha. brilliant. he's like a little Andre.

[whiskeyclone]

SOVIET LOINS! Strong as an ox, they are.

[silverwraith]

and, if they're anything like Soviet abs, quite attractive.

I've recently had two dreams with Andre in them. I'm vaguely disturbed. I'm not THAT attracted to him--he shouldn't be appearing in dreams.

[whiskeyclone]

Was he yelling "SOVIET!" and walking around without a shirt on?