Thanks to The Simpsons, I'm in a Mozart mood

[whiskeyclone]

A large vulture landed on the road in front of my car while going to work this morning. Stupid thing at least had enough smarts to realize that the big silvery-gray thing barrelling toward him wasn't going to stop and he managed to fly out of my way about two seconds before I would've hit him. Then his buddies in the field next to the road would'

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[silverwraith]

Leave me alone outside of school grounds. I am off limits.

word. co-workers (and parents of students, who are 'co-workers' of sorts) should know better than to approach us outside the limits of the workplace.

oi, baby showers. *offers you a barf bag* showers of any kind, no less. have I told you Emily of the Wedding Gift Fiasco is pregnant now? she is. I really really wish mum hadn't put my name on that card--I make no promises to control my tongue if they invite me to a bloody baby shower.

[whiskeyclone]

I thankfully have "plans" so I can't go to the baby shower. My "plans" are that I'm sleeping over a friend's house the night before as we're going to a concert and then we'll be doing things. In reality, I will be at home, reading and bumming around. But my sister doesn't need to know that.

Don't control your tongue if you're invited to the baby shower. Then people will remember and not invite you to things. At least, that's what one would hope would happen.

[silverwraith]

excellent excuse. it's vague, yet has an iron-clad "prior engagement" tone that can't be argued with. I approve.

there's nothing better than reading and bumming around at home...unless you throw in some internet surfing or dvd watching.

I'm beginning to think I may have to send these people hate mail before they take the hint. ye gods.