When the Romans won the Battle of Lake Regillus, did they proclaim, "We're number I?"

     Man, it's really been over a month since I've updated. Alot has happened since then. Lots of story time potential. Gay porn night, being sick for four days, little snippets of conversations I've had, or heard, lots of story fodder. But this isn't a story, it's an announcement. Indeed do many things come to pass ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj067ZFWZAw&search=Firefly

     John Cadigan stopped by to see me the other day. "Wow, that storm sure is movin' in quick like!"
     "I was driving Mister Hankey Bambino the Christmas Car home the other day, he was just wailing and carrying on, just this long squeeeeeee!" John was looking at my deformed frog puppet stuffed in a cubbyhole of my desk.
     The lightning ( Read more... )

     I was prancing about the office in my poofy pink dress yesterday, hair standing on end from the lightning and rain and sheer energy of the day. I was prancing about when she asked, "why are you prancing about in a pink dress?"
     "I'm going to Atlanta on the 11th or the 18th or both, and I'm getting excited, so I'm prancing."
     "And the ( Read more... )

( I awoke at five this morning. It's not just that I woke up at five this morning, but I woke up at five this morning with the knowledge of how to divide by zero. It's not just that I woke up at five this morning, knowing how to divide by zero, but I retained the information. I excitedly called John, I was courtious enough not to call and wake him up at five, instead I waited and called him at five-forty-five. I excitedly told John about my genius, with many references to me being smart in the head, and how everyone else is quick like a slow gorilla. John just grunted some affirmations and I was eventually raving to a dial tone. I came to work and explained to everyone how to divide by zero. They all just said, dividing by zero is undefined, I said that I have defined it, that it's all semantics, and the rest of the world has looked at it wrong. They just laughed at me and shook their heads. )

     It was the end of a Saturday. I was sitting on the floor, in the dark, drinking kulhua and trying to clear out all of the jumble from my head. Nothing special, just trying to relax at the end of a long day. However, there was one odd thing this evening. I had a pretty young woman in my bath tub. I wasn't near the bath tub. I was in the ( Read more... )

     I was standing in line at the fast food restraunt again. Evidently they mailed out coupons to bring in the masses so the line was long. I was leaning casually against the bumper that that dictates where to stand, vacantly looking at the middle distance, thinking about the word thwarted. The zebra walked in next to me with it's shining ( Read more... )

I like the word thwarted, it sounds like someone just got beaten by a wet stick.

     She saw me dancing in the breeze that blew the sunlight in through the office window. I had the Beatles playing on my computer and was doing a little jig that was one half the twist, one half river dance, and one half fits and seizures. She looked at me a little astounded and said, "what the hell is wrong with you ( Read more... )