Transmutation - 3

[wheresmyhouse]

Envy...I've tried everything.  I've tried board games, books, crayons and paper, even playing cards.

Are you absolutely certain there's nothing you want?  I'm sure laying there must be getting quite boring.

Would you maybe like a snack? Anything?

Throw me a bone here.

Comments

[ttleclipseofthe]

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Can't even leave 'im alone for a few days, he gets captured.

[sexy_and_skorty]

HE WON'T FUCKING LET ME LEAVE.

[ttleclipseofthe]

That's generally what you do with hostages, 'Vy.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm going to destroy the entire fucking country.

[itsnotzura]

You are experiencing family issues, Hohenheim-san?

Perhaps a time-out in the moat.

[wheresmyhouse]

Yes, my Eldest son is trying to crush me under his enormous foot while he tears up the countryside.

I'm afraid the moat is...no more, Katsura.

[itsnotzura]

...I see. It is the age.

Gaspu.

[wheresmyhouse]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[whee_go_boom]

Mr. Hoenheim. I do believe it might help to remember that Envy is not precisely a toddler.

[wheresmyhouse]

Yes, I know. But I've tried everything else. I've tried chess, books, talking with him. I just felt bad that he generally has nothing to do.

[whee_go_boom]

I daresay you will find his tastes tend to favor the more sanguinary forms of amusement.

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh I've noticed.

He tried to stomp on my head as an 80 story tall collosus.

[recumbence]

Have you tried chew toys?

[yuki_n]

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