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Wendy's a big fat bitch ( Read more... )

Hello, so many things have changed since we spoke last. I'm 21 and you know how everyone's like "well i dont feel any different since i was 20 yesterday!"? I do. I feel fuckin wierd. I had an awesome 21st. I wouldve hoped for a bigger party with everyone who loved me attending- think i had 4 school friends there in total- but some things just cant ( Read more... )

Now that's better, someone asking me out, nicely, sweetly and nervously. A picnic perhaps? Fucking awwww ( Read more... )

( Alastair )

Dear Jessica Simpson,

You've ruined a great song.
You look like a prostitute.
Please buy some clothes that fit.
You missed the point of feminism.
Please refrain from embarassing women.
Please leave Willy Nelson alone.

I had been broken up with Evan for ONE FUCKING DAY. I was drunk and you attempted a pass. I trusted you. Well whaddaya know, my instincts were right all along. Lucky you waited for Evan's sake ( Read more... )

I wont let you make me cry ( Read more... )

I need:
-Away
Not just Civic
Not just Wollongong
Not just Sydney
But Europe. Now

-Sally
Not to be replaced, the way she makes me feel.

-Out
To be out of relationships that leave me feeling like shit. Hence the need all of that above right now

My chest aches. Needs something, i dont know, but it hurts. Spongy.

I booked my ticket, ticket, ticket
I booked my ticket today for lots of $
But i'm on a flight with mon,
Yes i'm on a flight with mon,
And now i'm so excited i dont know quite what i'm on.

Try singing that. The best song in the world.