Funny Cheers

[whereismybeer]

Here's to the girl in the little red shoes:
She smokes your smokes, she drinks your booze.
She's lost her cherry, but that's no sin -
She's still got the box that the cherry came in!

Comments

[phuked]

I'm on the diahrea diet.

I just shit out everything I eat :(

[whereismybeer]

Fiber diets suck...I hate crapping that much. Why not just do a juice diet for a couple of days...less crapping and more results... Neither is really good for you anyway.

[phuked]

Whats the juice diet?

[whereismybeer]

basically fasting...you drionk nothing but juice for 2-3 days and dont eat.