i had to ask someone today which way the lines on a football field went (I'm painting something for my brother). and i thought:

wow. I REALLY don't care about football.

www.freecycle.com

i am going crazy for freecycle. i just got a HUGE box of yarn for, well, free!

you guys should ALL try it. you'll be amazed.

EDIT:

it's freecycle.org

i can't believe i did that. it is totally legit. proof positive -- i got 2 boxes of yarn, and got rid of hair straightener and perfume.

ESTNE VOLUMEN IN TOGA, AN SOLUM TIBI LIBET ME VIDERE?

Oh,yes, this means:

Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just glad to see me?

two reasons i'm crazy happy ( Read more... )

vedgie

it's a vagina wedgie. long have i wandered about in grammatical dispair looking for a monniker for this phenomenon. in fact, were it not for my terribly large grandma-period-underpants, i'd probably have a vedgie right now.

femme-inist

ooh. that's a good one.

okay, jas anyone else seen the movie DOGVILLE? this movie is fucked UP. I'm trying to find someone else who's seen it an can share my terribly creepy pain. what the hell.

so, bonnie made me coffee with kava in it. i feel great. all the christmas around me and i'm . . . .wonderful. now i know the secret to ernie's happiness. oh my god. ernie and bonnie should date.

i hate it how when a woman is attcked, there's all kind-of great suggestions about what to do/ how to avoid an "assault-type" incident. have i got news ( Read more... )

I just want to let you all know that I'm committing the sin-of-all-sins by posting a loooooooong poem,but here it is. read it and weep ( Read more... )