TRANSMISSION 01 AUDIO

[wheatdos]

AAAAAAAAAH!! AHHHH!!! AAA---Ah? Wait. [A blue artificial eye glances about from the floor before he accidentally rolls over onto the handles build into his spherical form. The eye begins to look around, seeming to squint slightly with the use of metal plates.] This isn't space or the moon at all! Pardon me, if anyone is around or can hear me I

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still on hiatus, but.. can't..... resist.....

[timisnotme]

Yeah yeah, I hear you stop yelling. Where you at?

♥♥♥ Take your time~ I will happily tag you despite your hiatus >:3

[wheatdos]

To my right there appears to be a field that looks like a giant checkerboard! Or was it a chess board?

...

Disregard that, please, um, they use the same board.

My hero!

[timisnotme]

*And Tim is on his way to rescue you!*

I'm coming, don't run away or anything.

[wheatdos]

Couldn't if I tried, mate...

He can't see you right? It's audio?

[timisnotme]

Yeah well, hang out for a bit, I'm almost there. And then I can give you the grand tour or something.

It's really boring though so don't get your hopes up.

Yep!

[wheatdos]

Well, anything that isn't floating around in space forever is going to be CONSIDERABLY more interesting I'm sure.

[He is just going to stay put...unless a very strong breeze kicks up or something.]

[timisnotme]

Why were you floating around in.... spa....ce.....

*That my friend is the sound of Tim finding the checkerboard hills and spotting a certain grey sphere laying there.*

You're kidding... You're fucking kidding me.

WHEATLEY?!?!

[wheatdos]

[!?!?] How do you know my name!?

[timisnotme]

Holy shit are you really...

*He's gonna approach cautiously. Just in case this is the part where he kills him.*

You're actually Wheatley. Did you fall out of space and crash land?

[wheatdos]

[His optical lens twitches a little as he looks up at Tim.] ...Yes? How do you know my name? Are you a former scientist...?

I never saw you at the Resting Center so you're not a test subject---and I didn't fall out of space per se, mate---more like blinked and suddenly landed on my face plate.

[timisnotme]

It's a long story. You're not going to try to crush me with spikey steel plates are you? Because that's a crappy way to treat the guy who's rescuing you.