Comments | wheatcrunchy: stoned-over

wheatcrunchy

stoned-over

Mar 14, 2007 09:26

Ok, so here recently I've been smoking weed a bit. Not a lot, just a bit. The wierd thing is... I go to bed, sleep a few hours, wake up and still feel high. I dunno what' up with that! Anyway, it makes for great midnight phone calls to Amy where I explain that if you order a cheeseburger and then add bacon, it's cheaper than buying a bacon ( Read more... )

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imitationchryst March 14 2007, 15:05:57 UTC

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!
That's too great, I love your stoner ass.
"You never call, you never write" "Because you stopped putting out"
Did you beat me to a post? Or this is in retaliation to my bulletin.
HAH!
I'll have to summon up the newest sagas of hilarity and save it for, well if nothing else, good stoner material.
Do you remember any of the call? "Courtney opened all of my contacts" "That bitch!"

wheatcrunchy March 14 2007, 15:12:00 UTC

HA! I called your 8 year old neice a bitch! I remember parts. Pudding!

imitationchryst March 14 2007, 15:25:24 UTC

Yeah I am gonna save the good parts for later when I have the time to dedicate so I left good parts out.
I am assuming my Narcisistic Megalomaniacal Pedophiliac stuff makes sense now?
You are so funny, 8 out of 10. Lemme guess you don't have the 'big cock' nor are over 21.
We can fix the first one :D

ex_calicoey March 14 2007, 20:55:43 UTC

That's an excellent list, Jess. And know what? My boyfriend easily meets all of that criteria. Hey, if I have one that does, you can too. You get in return what you put out there, and you're an amazing person.