081 - Daddy's home, minus sixteen months of memories

[whatweoncewere]

Okay, where am I?

...Connor?

Cordelia?

Who the hell is Charlie Prince and why do I have a file on him? And what is all this stuff in this book?

Comments

HARK THE HERALD JOURNALS SNAAARK.

[painhumbles]

Those, my friend, are words. They form sentences and sometimes, if written by helpful people or read by people who aren't complete idiots, they explain things. Handy, huh?

GDI WHY SO UNHELPFUL GABE

[whatweoncewere]

Great. You know what would be handier? Explaining what the particular words in this particular book mean.

BECAUSE HE'S BORED AND PEOPLE ARE SO EASY TO ANNOY. D:

[painhumbles]

They mean you're on a Barge, headed for nowhere, where good people... Or decent people or people who are just okay try their hand at redeeming the scum of the universe.

Clear as mud?

Angel's especially easy to annoy right now :C

[whatweoncewere]

Just about.

Private - hurraaaay

[whatweoncewere]

I've heard weirder.

So we run the security team together, and I'm guessing Charlie Prince is my inmate, and I've been here for... about a year and a half, judging by some of these dates.

Great.

Have I ever said anything about my a woman named Cordelia? I need to know what's happened to her.

Private

[whatweoncewere]

I've got a pretty big file on him. I should... read it.

Okay. Thanks. There are some notes here about security, I'll read those too while I'm at it.

she's like OH GDIT ANOTHER FRIEND IS AMNESIAC

[thatlibbychick]

Angel...?

sorry Libby :C he'll cook you eggs or something to make up for it

[whatweoncewere]

I'm sorry, I guess I've forgotten some things.

...Who are you?

[thatlibbychick]

I'm Libby, and you're...you were...one of my best friends.

[whatweoncewere]

Oh. I... I wish I remembered you. I don't know what happened.

[acrotomophile]

I think you're sort of like my step-great-granddad.

Hi.

[whatweoncewere]

Huh?

[acrotomophile]

Spike's my warden.

1/2

[whatweoncewere]

Spike?

[yousethimfree]

[This is a voice post. But there's no voice. Just the sound of Ruby's forehead hitting her desk.]

[whatweoncewere]

[Angel is terribly confused by his voice communicator thingie going off. He pokes it, then taps it against the table, then turns it around a few times before figuring out how to turn it on.]

Hello?

[yousethimfree]

Hi, Angel. I'm Ruby, someone you don't remember.

[whatweoncewere]

Oh. Hi. I'm sorry, I don't really know how this happened.