078 - VOICE

[whatweoncewere]

[Some time in the small hours of the morning, Angelus starts whistling The Teddy Bears' Picnic in a slow, creepy manner. Don't mock, he just really likes that song okay :c

After a few moments, the whistling fades away.]

Oh Charlie! Come out come out wherever you are.

Word on the street is you're kicking up a lot of guff!

Comments

[wichita_kansas]

He totally threatened me! If he wants to kill someone, it better be an Inmate next time, or I'm going to throw his worthless butt in zero!

[whatweoncewere]

And in rolls the complaining! I shoulda known. You want me to go into detail about how much I don't care, or would a summary be enough to get it through your skull?

[wichita_kansas]

Hey dude, if you want me to do your job for you and put your stupid, misguided Inmate in zero, I'll go ahead and do it.

Do your stupid job, stupidhead!

[whatweoncewere]

Oh-ho, you're spunky!

You go ahead. You put my inmate in zero, you do my job for me.

I can't wait to see how that one turns out!

[deathmerciful]

Must you continue that dreadful rendition?

[whatweoncewere]

Louis, Louis, Louis. Don't tell me it's getting to you.

[deathmerciful]

Of course not. It is just I recalled you not being an infant.

[whatweoncewere]

Oh. Gee. You insulted my taste in music. What'll I do with my life now?

[yousethimfree]

And here I was hoping you'd been staked.

[whatweoncewere]

No such luck, sweetheart. No one can kill me here. Not for long, anyway.

[yousethimfree]

Pity.

By the way, Gary Sinise does that bit better than you.

[whatweoncewere]

Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks that song's a little... spooky.

[i_hate_posses]

Guff?

Ain't like I've ever run from no one being...foolish.

[whatweoncewere]

What do you want, Charlie? You know, out of life?

[i_hate_posses]

Don't rightly know, Warden. Never really gave it much thought.

[whatweoncewere]

You know your problem, Charlie? No big picture thinking! Maybe if you thought, really thought about that, you wouldn't be stuck here forever.

Come by my room. I've got a present for you.

[fullmetalcorset]

I find it somewhat lamentable that we remain the exception, rather than the rule, among our kind, aboard this ship.

[whatweoncewere]

Well, maybe everyone else'll drop dead of stupidity.

That'd be nice. Finally I'd get some peace and quiet.

[fullmetalcorset]

I admit, I would be disappointed by the lack of a hunt.

[whatweoncewere]

Yeah, you might get fat and lazy and then nobody would have any reason to like you.