One-Hundred-Thirteenth Matrix {Video} {Backdated to around noon of 09/19}

[whatthefactor]

[The video turns on, zoomed on ants marching in an organized line. The video follows the line of ants until it focuses on one not-quite dog eared individual.]

[Said dog-eared individual seems to be holding something round with a handle and concentrating very hard on getting it as close to the ants as possible. It's fairly sunny at the moment, and

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[spooktalk]

[...really?]

[whatthefactor]

[dfgdsf]

[KICKS IN THE CHEST.]

[failhound]

[OOF JUST GOT ALL THE AIR KNOCKED OUT OF HIM]

[BUT IS A BULLDOG AND HOLDS ON FOR DEAR LIFE how do you like that taste of your own medicine eh]

[whatthefactor]

[PUUUULL. STEPPING ON NORA'S FEET.]

[failhound]

[TRYING TO ELBOW YOU SOMEHOW WHILE STILL HOLDING ON TO THE ANTENNAE. OW OW OW HIS TOES YOU'RE HEAVY GODDAMN YOU.]

[whatthefactor]

[DIGGING HIS BOOT HEEL INTO NORA'S FOOT.]

[failhound]

KKHH-- OW--

[TRYING TO BITE YOU OR SOMETHING or at least free his hair.]

[whatthefactor]

[He's not breaking the skin. Sho only tugs harder on the hair. HE'LL RIP OFF YOUR EARS.]

[failhound]

[SINKING HIS TEETH IN DEEPER.]

[whatthefactor]

[Let's go of one ear to try to PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.]

[failhound]

[FJDLJFKJF LETTING GO OF AN ANTENNA TO TRY AND BLOCK??

... is only half-successful, and also loses his balance and tries to keep himself upright using the other antenna. HAVE FUN WITH THAT.]

Gah--

[whatthefactor]

[...

He yanks Sho down with him, falling on top of Nora. STILL HOLDING ONTO THE HAIR THOUGH.]

[failhound]

[OOF THAT'S LIKE THE SECOND TIME YOU KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF HIM.

... But at least you're not a giant lion this time.]

Ghh-- GET OFF--!

[He hasn't let go of the antenna either -- actually, he may be lunging for the other once he recovers a bit.]

[whatthefactor]

Let. Go.

[failhound]

YOU FIRST.

[whatthefactor]

NO.