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You have reached the voicemail of Kyouya Ootori. I'm afraid I was unable to answer your call, but you're welcome to leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. If you may leave your name, it would be far easier to do so

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[very loudly.]

KYOUYA I'VE DONE SOMETHING SO TERRIBLE SO HORRIBLE OH WHAT SHOULD I DO I NEED YOUR HELP KYOUYA WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR DOOR I'VE KNOCKED ON IT SEVERAL TIMES AND I COULDN'T SEE YOU IN YOUR ROOM FROM OUTSIDE THE WINDOW KYOOOUUUYYAA I NEED YOUR HEEEEEELP!!!!

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KYOUYA PLEASE ANSWER I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

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OH HOW COULD I HAVE DONE SUCH A TERRIBLE, CRUEL THING!

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KYOUYA WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR DOOR I DON'T REMEMBER HEARING YOU LEAVE YOUR APARTMENT BEFORE!!

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Oh what should I do--what if I break Alice's heart--aah I didn't mean to I can't believe I completely forgot--

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[sobsobsobsob]

KYOOOUUUYYAAAAA

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[siiiiiiigh]

What did you do?

[Not bothering to open the door yet.]

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[he's been sitting in front of it this whole time.]

KYOUYA!!!!

I told Alice-chan that I would be her date for Valentine's Day!!!

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[Well, he's still not going to let him in until he calms down.]

... I can see why that would be a problem.

[Host Club session without Tamaki? That could possibly be difficult.]

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[rotflmao yeah he's not really thinking about the Host Club right now]

How could I be so cruel as to play with her feelings like this!

[yes he's just. going on as if Kyouya never said anything]

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[... all right, they're not on the same page. But Kyouya does not have enough information to give proper advice.]

Go on.

[Not like he wasn't going to, anyway.]

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W-Well--[here comes to the sob story]

Alice-chan was sad because she didn't think she could come to the dinner and I wanted her to come but I didn't want her to be alone and she looked so sad and I just wanted to make her happy so I said I would be her date! But alas! How could I have forgotten that just the other day I learned of her sweet, innocent crush on me!

I was only thinking our outing as like one of siblings! I already see her like the cute, adorable little sister I never had and I thought it would be fun, but what if she gets the wrong idea?! What if I just end up crushing her heart and her dreams and--aaaah!!!

[...did he even breathe through any of that? who knows.]

Kyooouuyaaa what should I do?! I don't want to break Alice's heart!!!

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[... That certainly wasn't what he expected to hear. Though none of it seemed too unlikely.]

That does pose an issue. However, she's... seven now, isn't she? You likely wouldn't have been able to help it.

[It's not unusual for women to fall for Tamaki after all. A little girl who spent extended amounts of time with him developing a crush isn't too surprising.]

You're overreacting. Spend the day as you would with your little sister. It'll be a precious memory to Alice no matter what you do, I imagine. And the important part of it is to keep her happy, but not stepping over any boundaries and making her think the wrong thing.

[Like a typical Host Club session, really.]

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[Of course, if Tamaki could think that far ahead, he likely wouldn't have gotten in this mess.]

And now is when I should remind you that in order to accomplish that, you can't let your whims carry you everywhere.

Use your judgement before acting, Tamaki. If you're even capable of such a task.

[You buffoon.]

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[listening intently and sobbing at the same time]

Yes...I-I'll try to be more mindful next time...[most likely won't happen]

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But you thik just spending the day with her and having fun will be okay? I still want to give her a Valentine's Day present...