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[whatpipeswhy]

"The thing is, I know what you all want, deep down. I know what you all NEED.

And what you need is author endorsed/written/canonized erotic lesbian troll pirate fanfic." - Andrew Hussie

Oh my god I can't stop laughing. Oh my GOD. LLH LLH LLH LLH

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[antipyresis]

Oh Hussie. Never stop shining you crazy diamond!

[whatpipeswhy]

The crazier he is, the shinier he gets. At this rate, by the end of Homestuck his scintillation will be through the roof. And then he'll start on another adventure and over the course of that he will burst through the ceiling. And then the sky. His diamond glitter is the sparkle that will pierce the heavens.

I've got a personal friend who is as much of a troll in person as hussie is online (no joke), so while everyone else is wanking I'm just like "o u silly troll"

[antipyresis]

We cannot expect anything less from the glittery heavenly amazing man.

Haha that must be fun! It doesn't seem as if much of the fandom knows how to deal with trolls of his caliber.

[whatpipeswhy]

Spoiler: the soul portrait was his true form all along.

My friend basically lives to piss people off by making comments that bother them while laughing. For example, in Model UN, he decided to be North Korea, for the sole purpose of:
(a) taking over the world every day via military alliances and nuclear power and blackmail
(b) making ominous denials about being the cause of everything bad that happens to every other country ever, soley to imply that he did it in the most blatant way possible, and therefore make himself look like a cheesy cliche supervillian of the highest caliber while ALSO manufacturing blackmail material to use against other nations out of thin air.
He also acts like he believes he's smarter than everyone else, which gets him in trouble with some of his teachers. I used to get pissed of by him in 4th grade, but I've come to realize he's just a troll and roll with it. It has prepared me well against Hussie.