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whatpaperwork

Sonnez les matines - Ding Ding Dong

Mar 08, 2006 00:41

Bonjour tout le monde!

Je m'appelle Matsumoto Rangiku mais ma good friends call me Ran. I 'ave been terribly busy wiz no time to catch up, but I am told zere are many many new faces 'ere for me to say 'allo to.

Je suis from Paris and I am trying terribly 'ard with ze language 'ere. I do not mind when zings are 'ard, mais I was 'oping one of you ( Read more... )

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Private to Rangiku littleicedragon March 8 2006, 01:25:48 UTC

. . . any particular reason for the Frenglish?

Making the folder was considerate of you. And I'll make sure to stay out of your folder.

. . .

Please try to keep this job for more than two weeks, all right? And yes, we've needed milk since last week.

Not this whole week. I can't afford to. Maybe just Friday?

Private to Toushirou whatpaperwork March 8 2006, 01:34:56 UTC

I thought it would make an impression. You like? Et le Français est bien plus sexy que l'Allemand, n'est-ce pas?

Milk, milk. I'll write it down somewhere or tie a knot in something, I promise. And I'm good at this job, like, I think the boss guy is impressed. He's 43 and a virgo, his favourite color is green.

How about Thursday and Friday? Then you get to feel like you're being kinda bad, as well as dutiful.

Private to Rangiku littleicedragon March 8 2006, 01:44:17 UTC

It does make an impression.

Are you sure it's your work he's impressed with? How did you find all of that out, anyway?

. . . sure.

Do you want to come with me to the graveyard?

Private to Toushirou whatpaperwork March 8 2006, 03:00:36 UTC

Exaaactly.

Well it's only been a day so I havn't had time to hit him with my sunny personality. I don't know what it was, he just leant over my desk and it all came pouring out! I remembered it 'cause I wasn't sure if he was gonna quiz me later.

Do you want me to come? See, you might have to let me cuddle you.

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intoinfinity March 8 2006, 04:29:03 UTC

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From France?

whatpaperwork March 8 2006, 04:52:29 UTC

...Oui?

Shhhhh.

intoinfinity March 8 2006, 05:13:53 UTC

Ah.. but why?

whatpaperwork March 8 2006, 06:19:43 UTC

It's called fun. I could introduce you to it if you like, monsieur Byakuya.

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alwaysillness March 8 2006, 05:22:35 UTC

H-H-.. Hello, Miss Matsumoto!

Yamada Hanatarou, apartment 18. I-If you need help with your English, let me know.

whatpaperwork March 8 2006, 06:23:30 UTC

Ah, oui, monsieur Hamadarou, zat would be a wonderful zing indeed. Per'aps I can also teach you some of the Français? Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir, as madame Marmalade once said.

syncopation March 8 2006, 07:11:41 UTC

I understand language problems if you're from France, but why you gotta type like that? Don't they teach you to type in proper English in France? It's painful to read.

whatpaperwork March 9 2006, 00:37:20 UTC

Ah oui, eet ees natural to type wiz an accent, per'aps you Americans are simply unaware of zis.

syncopation March 9 2006, 03:26:23 UTC

No shit. Ignorance really is bliss.

oriental_hornet March 8 2006, 12:00:39 UTC

Welcome. This not make learning English any easier. I can truthful say I understand not one word.

whatpaperwork March 8 2006, 15:28:58 UTC

Oops, sorry hon. On the plus side I can teach you an obscene amount of slang. And I'm not kidding about the obscene.

oriental_hornet March 8 2006, 23:37:40 UTC

Well, at moment the extent of my obsenities in english is shit, bitch and fucker.

whatpaperwork March 9 2006, 00:48:05 UTC

Thats a good start, you can cover most bases there. Like, fuck can be used so many ways it should have it's own dictionary.

Fuck off
Fuck You
Fuck me?
Fuck, you're stupid.
Like fuck I will.
What the fuck?

And in French the world for seal is phoque - pronounced fuck.

Wow, I feel like sesame street.

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