"A" free couch?
anonymous
September 10 2008, 06:07:32 UTC
Try a velvet army--a plaid legion--of sagging, ripped, and ejaculate-stained monstrosities that everyday people have lurking in their homes. With no clear path to a solution. Tragic.
So they throw them on Craigslist and you're supposed to say: "Hot damn! It's not that nice but it's a FREE COUCH! I could sure watch some teevee slouched on that thing!"
Take these beasts all together, though, and perhaps you begin to see the poison and rot they have imposed on our living rooms for years upon years (in some cases since the '70s, even 1968).
my... GOD!!! what the hell are we supposed to do when the people of couch-tropolis revolt and rise up against their former masters known as man?!? are weapons and technology will be useless against their never ending assault. This plaid legion and velvet army will DESTROY US ALL!!!! REPENT! PREPEEEEEENT!! - Justy
and whoever posted it did not post a better copy, so that makes it even more confusing. because it is blurry.
someone explain this to me slowly, using simple, monosyllabic words and phrases, so that i can see what is so tragic about free couches. other than bed bugs, it sounds like a pretty glorious opportunity, like $18/hr. secretarial jobs.
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Leslie
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So they throw them on Craigslist and you're supposed to say: "Hot damn! It's not that nice but it's a FREE COUCH! I could sure watch some teevee slouched on that thing!"
Take these beasts all together, though, and perhaps you begin to see the poison and rot they have imposed on our living rooms for years upon years (in some cases since the '70s, even 1968).
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- Justy
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and whoever posted it did not post a better copy, so that makes it even more confusing. because it is blurry.
someone explain this to me slowly, using simple, monosyllabic words and phrases, so that i can see what is so tragic about free couches. other than bed bugs, it sounds like a pretty glorious opportunity, like $18/hr. secretarial jobs.
-mjk
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