Comments | whatfreshhell: Red in Tooth and...Eye?

whatfreshhell

Red in Tooth and...Eye?

Jun 04, 2007 19:21

What the shit, y’all. How fucking TYPICAL OF ME is this? So I have a job for two and a half years. Said job gives me full and totally awesome health coverage (which is just about the only thing it gives me, but that’s another story for another day). How many times do I have to go to the doctor in those two and a half years? NONE. NONE TIMES ( Read more... )

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misery loves company caesia126 June 5 2007, 03:04:55 UTC

I have seriously gotten pink eye at least twice since I moved to New Jersey. (the other times were not diagnosed, because I hate the doctor and just reused my prescription)

I tried to blame it on teaching elementary school, but none of the kids seemed to be afflicted. So yeah, right here in the lame section with you when it comes to infectious diseases.

As if there were a non-lame category of diseases...

Re: misery loves company whatfreshhell June 6 2007, 07:19:38 UTC

As infections go, syphilis is pretty badass (it EATS YOUR BRAIN)--but the method of contracting it is pretty damn lame, so...I must agree with you. Dammit. :)

shithook June 12 2007, 14:30:54 UTC

And I returned the favor later.

P.S. I also almost had a completely unfounded panic attack the other day when my left arm/armpit was in constant pain resulting in me standing in front of my mirror for an hour checking all over for any sign the old person's disease. Yes, this is unfounded because I'm pretty sure it's damn near impossible to get them on the OTHER side of your body. I think if you do, you die.

whatfreshhell June 13 2007, 04:04:47 UTC

Okay, so the only Google results for "bilateral shingles" are roofing companies. I must know: is this true? Because then you would be kind of like a video game character with half her life-bars gone, and it's not that I want you at death's door or anything, but it'd be pretty cool if you made beepy sounds when you moved.