[GREEN EGGS AND SPAM]painhumblesAugust 14 2010, 01:58:30 UTC
[HI, MURPHY. HAVE YOU MET GABRIEL? OF COURSE YOU HAVE. ...If he looks a little flustered, it's because his life has been an abyss of pain this past month and the advent of a new flood has made him kinda paranoid... Also, he thought you vanished into the ether.]
Okay! Seriously. Stop. Doing. That.
[....Ironic, coming from... Mr. I Appear Out Of Nowhere.]
The turnover rate on this boat is getting a little too high. Sorry if I thought you shuffled off to Buffalo while I wasn't looking like half of everyone else I know on this boat keeps doing. [Pause.] And no one's ever proven there's actually anything wrong with me, specifically... Angels just don't really have a firm grasp of personal space. It's a thing.
[PAAAAAAUSE. Please note the look on Gabriel's face.
It looks like he swallowed a bug. THAT WAS SO NOT THE SNARKY RETORT HE PLANNED ON MAKING WHAT.]
Of course I did. Barge birthday or not, it still counts. [Still awkward.] I wasn't really... It's probably not really your thing, but--anyway, it's a gift.
Neither. Honestly I'd prefer All That Jazz to what we've got. And before you ask--it seems like we're being forced to answer questions posed with total honesty.
[She closes her eyes and gives a longsuffering sigh before the words come tumbling out.]
Two steps above crap at this point, between Molly getting attacked by psycho clowns and Gabriel deciding now would be a good time to ask about my sex life. Thanks for asking and please, don't ask another. [Eyebrow] How are you?
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Okay! Seriously. Stop. Doing. That.
[....Ironic, coming from... Mr. I Appear Out Of Nowhere.]
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Mother of God! What is the matter with you?
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The turnover rate on this boat is getting a little too high. Sorry if I thought you shuffled off to Buffalo while I wasn't looking like half of everyone else I know on this boat keeps doing. [Pause.] And no one's ever proven there's actually anything wrong with me, specifically... Angels just don't really have a firm grasp of personal space. It's a thing.
[PAAAAAAUSE. Please note the look on Gabriel's face.
It looks like he swallowed a bug. THAT WAS SO NOT THE SNARKY RETORT HE PLANNED ON MAKING WHAT.]
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Are you feeling okay?
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[She hisses and pinches the bridge of her nose, but at least now knows better than to try saying it differently.]
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Two steps above crap at this point, between Molly getting attacked by psycho clowns and Gabriel deciding now would be a good time to ask about my sex life. Thanks for asking and please, don't ask another. [Eyebrow] How are you?
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