5th Lecture -- Accidental Voice Post

[whatanentrance]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIS BEAUTIFUL--HIS IMPRESSIVE---

WHERE HAS IT GONE!?!?!

WHO HAS STOLEN THE MOST MAGNIFICENT-!!!!!!!

[ Insert loud crashing sounds here. ]

[ooc: and

Comments

[thunderwitch]

My ears.

[whatanentrance]

HIS FACE IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!

[thunderwitch]

... And yet you can still scream.

[whatanentrance]

VOCAL CHORDS ARE NOT IN THE FACE?!?! DORDONII-SAMA'S FACE! WRONG WRONG WRONG.

[ignitesoul]

Oi.

[whatanentrance]

DID YOU TAKE IT?!

[ignitesoul]

No, but you scream like a girl.

Thought you should know.

[whatanentrance]

!!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU, NIÑO!! DORDONII-SAMA SCREAMS LIKE THE EPITOME OF MASCULINITY THAT HE IS!!

[ex_janvalent852]

Just do a Claude Rains and wrap it up.

[whatanentrance]

... DORDONII-SAMA DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT CLAUDE RAINS.

[ex_janvalent852]

The Invisible Man he wrapped his head in bandages.

[whatanentrance]

BUT DORDONII-SAMA CANNOT GO ON FOREVER IN BANDAGES!

[guardianed]

...Are you actually in any physical pain?

[whatanentrance]

...

...

No. But, his face--!!!

[guardianed]

Your hysterics are excessive if you are in no pain.

[whatanentrance]

EXCESSIVE?! HIS FACE HAS DISAPPEARED! THE ELEGANT CURL OF HIS BEARD, THE CUT OF HIS CHISELED JAW, THE HANDSOME BRIDGE OF NOSE, HIS FACE!!

[z_e_r_o_shame]

Too loud. Can I eat it?

[whatanentrance]

DORDONII-SAMA WILL NOT BE EATEN!!

[z_e_r_o_shame]

Hmph. Loud things will probably give me indigestion anyway.

How can something scream so gratingly without a mouth?

[whatanentrance]

How should Dordonii-sama know?!