I was oversimplifying things for the sake of humor. Judaism has a lot more going for it than Chinese restaurants, Islam is complex for days, and even atheism isn't nearly as simple as I made it out to be. If I offended you, I'm sorry, but honestly, it's not even religion that gets up my nose. It's people, and the types of people that think of science as a tool for the wicked atheists to lure good Christians away from the Jesus do tend to hold a slightly more nuanced version of the beliefs I highlighted above. Can't give an exact percentage right now, because the research I do is the kind where I read an article five years ago and then struggle to remember it while I'm still annoyed.