Penny Goes Gold

[wethotamericana]

In an update of my original piece about Miss Penny Crone, this morning's shennanigans are well-deserving of an update:

Today, Penny visited a candy factory in New Jersey (like Willie Wonka with underpaid minorities!). First, she asked a young factory worker to bite off a piece from her candy necklace...

...

Comments

[wethotamericana]

you're a friend.

[improperbrahmin]

I think you love her.

Hell, I'm starting to warm up to Paris Hilton.

[wethotamericana]

I do love her.

But only in the same way I love diapers, caftans, and people with lazy eyes - you can only laugh for so long...

[flyingdutchman]

wow. just, wow. the mental image this brought made me laugh so hard that i almost fell off my chair.

[thewrongidea]

I'm starting to think that the world revolves around your brain.

[wethotamericana]

I guess that's a ...compliment??

[thewrongidea]

guess again, ho-bag.

[wethotamericana]

ew, jackie, you sound like howard stern.

[raptoratemybaby]

I am so pissed I was hung over this morning and didn't wake up for this. It sounds like my dreams every night.