Hey! I like Buicks...briar_witchSeptember 2 2004, 02:59:18 UTC
Don't staple him to my Buick, please. It's a good car. It hasn't hurt anyone. Instead, staple him to some shafter, any shafter, who believes he must play the music in his car so loudly that all I can hear is that BOOM, BOOM, BOOM OF A BASS LINE AS THE BUILDING VIBRATES!! (*Oh, *yes, *soooo *IMPRESSIVE. Well, it used to be big trucks, now they compensate in other ways. Poor dears.)
Yes indeed, moral responsibility can be a bitch. I think this is why so many people act without morals--they're lazy.
Mmm, buick.wetdryvacSeptember 2 2004, 03:11:32 UTC
Yeah, I guess you're right. New goal: Staple my dad to a dead tiger. (Because I know where to find one, and if it gets air, it's going to start to smell funny.)
Needless to say, he showed up tonight and was confused as to why I wouldn't take a promise that he'd be responsible for my mom - while having me load one of her bookcases into his car.
"That's right, I'll make sure she's treated just find while I steal stuff she's using."
And he's under the impression that since he has a key, he can just walk in and lock up after himself. I leave the door unlocked because I have people coming over in the morning. It's a damn good thing I checked.
Hand hurts like a pear tree in a partridge. I love bone chips.
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Instead, staple him to some shafter, any shafter, who believes he must play the music in his car so loudly that all I can hear is that BOOM, BOOM, BOOM OF A BASS LINE AS THE BUILDING VIBRATES!!
(*Oh, *yes, *soooo *IMPRESSIVE. Well, it used to be big trucks, now they compensate in other ways. Poor dears.)
Yes indeed, moral responsibility can be a bitch. I think this is why so many people act without morals--they're lazy.
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Needless to say, he showed up tonight and was confused as to why I wouldn't take a promise that he'd be responsible for my mom - while having me load one of her bookcases into his car.
"That's right, I'll make sure she's treated just find while I steal stuff she's using."
And he's under the impression that since he has a key, he can just walk in and lock up after himself. I leave the door unlocked because I have people coming over in the morning. It's a damn good thing I checked.
Hand hurts like a pear tree in a partridge. I love bone chips.
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