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Jan 24, 2005 13:11

This is an invaluable resource.

Especially if you're a government employee.

:)

lol

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serai1 January 24 2005, 18:40:38 UTC
So simple yet so elegantly fecal!

LOL. Does that not summarize every bit of corporate lingo you've ever heard? How is it possible to use so many words and yet say absolutely nothing? The language used in business has become like abstract painting - everyone nods and pretends to understand, yet no one actually gets what the hell the speaker is blathering about. It's bizarre.

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slipperieslope January 24 2005, 19:01:57 UTC
Bastards. This reads like the glossary for my management course.

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samaranth January 25 2005, 01:18:45 UTC
*snort*

... and now some words from another potentially satisfied customer:

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